{"product_id":"unisex-classic-tee","title":"Veterans Won't Put Lipstick on a Pig","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-svh w-screen flex-col\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative z-0 flex min-h-0 w-full flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex min-h-0 w-full flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"@container\/main relative flex min-w-0 flex-1 flex-col -translate-y-[calc(env(safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)\/2)] pt-[calc(env(safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)\/2)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-scroll-root=\"\" class=\"@w-sm\/main:[scrollbar-gutter:stable_both-edges] touch:[scrollbar-width:none] relative flex min-h-0 min-w-0 flex-1 flex-col [scrollbar-gutter:stable] not-print:overflow-x-clip not-print:overflow-y-auto scroll-pt-(--header-height) [--sticky-padding-top:var(--header-height)] has-data-[fixed-header=less-than-xl]:@w-xl\/main:scroll-pt-0 has-data-[fixed-header=less-than-xl]:@w-xl\/main:[--sticky-padding-top:0px] has-data-[fixed-header=less-than-xxl]:@w-2xl\/main:scroll-pt-0 has-data-[fixed-header=less-than-xxl]:@w-2xl\/main:[--sticky-padding-top:0px]\"\u003e\u003cmain class=\"min-h-0 flex-1\" id=\"main\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"thread\" class=\"group\/thread flex flex-col min-h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"presentation\" class=\"composer-parent flex flex-1 flex-col focus-visible:outline-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-69c66e04-7c34-832b-8644-d566a2d5a47c-33\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-16\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"6e4d4f2e-b47d-47ed-8da4-7385b25e1ba0\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"streaming-animation markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/main\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"185\"\u003eSome things don’t need dressing up: they need honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"426\"\u003e“Veterans won’t put lipstick on a pig” is for those who’ve lived enough to recognize when something’s being polished instead of fixed. It’s a little humor, a little edge, and a whole lot of truth about calling things exactly what they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eWhether it’s systems, narratives, or everyday nonsense—this design speaks to the mindset of not sugarcoating reality just to make it easier for others to digest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"732\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear it if you say it how it is\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"732\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWear it if you’ve earned the right to.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"667\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"732\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear it if you’re done pretending something is better than it is.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Millennial Veterans","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":45743113044154,"sku":"6711466_11556","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":45743113076922,"sku":"6711466_11557","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":45743113109690,"sku":"6711466_11558","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":45743113142458,"sku":"6711466_11559","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":45743113175226,"sku":"6711466_11560","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":45743113207994,"sku":"6711466_21691","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":45743113240762,"sku":"6711466_21692","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":45743113273530,"sku":"6711466_21693","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45743113306298,"sku":"6711466_21694","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45743113339066,"sku":"6711466_21695","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45743113371834,"sku":"6711466_11576","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45743113404602,"sku":"6711466_11577","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45743113437370,"sku":"6711466_11578","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45743113470138,"sku":"6711466_11579","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45743113502906,"sku":"6711466_11580","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/6039\/2890\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-natural-front-69cacde0cb6bc.jpg?v=1774898679","url":"https:\/\/themillennialveterans.myshopify.com\/products\/unisex-classic-tee","provider":"The Millennial Veterans","version":"1.0","type":"link"}