Veterans Won't Put Lipstick on a Pig

Some things don’t need dressing up: they need honesty.

“Veterans won’t put lipstick on a pig” is for those who’ve lived enough to recognize when something’s being polished instead of fixed. It’s a little humor, a little edge, and a whole lot of truth about calling things exactly what they are.

Whether it’s systems, narratives, or everyday nonsense—this design speaks to the mindset of not sugarcoating reality just to make it easier for others to digest.

• Wear it if you say it how it is
• Wear it if you’ve earned the right to.
  
• Wear it if you’re done pretending something is better than it is.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!